Move over, Ariana and Pete.
Justin Bieber just officially confirmed that he and model Hailey Baldwin are engaged with a lengthy Instagram post. (Take a moment to let that sink in/decide if you care.)
“Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels fast. Listen, plain and simple, Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you! So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindly. I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make,” the Biebs began, leading us to wonder if they’re pregnant.
Just in case his excitement wasn’t clear enough, he reiterated: “My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first! You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we complement each other so well!! Can’t wait for the best season of life yet! It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense! The thing I am most excited for is that my little brother and sister get to see another healthy stable marriage and look for the same!!!”
Bieber continued with a theory on numerology, writing, “God’s timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT! Isn’t that nuts? By the way I didn’t plan that, anyways.My goodness, does it feel good to have our future secured! WERE GONNA BE BETTER AT 70 BABY HERE WE GO!”
The “Friends” singer popped the question during a getaway to the Bahamas over the weekend. Bieber and Baldwin previously dated for eight months but called it quits in August 2016. The couple rekindled their romance in recent weeks. The ring, which he bought in NYC, looks to be a massive oval-cut diamond, according to TMZ.
Well, we guess that’s “One Less Lonely Girl.”