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Of course, we love the show’s heartwarming makeovers and genius lifestyle tips. But the reason why we’re totally obsessed with Netflix’s reboot of Queer Eye? The ultra-fierce and hilarious Jonathan Van Ness. Which is why we tapped the grooming guru and Strongbow cider partner for his take on the royal wedding outfits. Spoiler: He didn’t hold back. Here’s what he thought.

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Meghan Markle

“I thought she looked so stunning and so classic. She looked amazing.”

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Meghan Markle's Hair

“I love Serge Normant so much. He’s someone who I really look up to. I would, however, be lying if I didn’t say that that one little strand that was sticking out on the side, I was mildly beside myself…that felt like my worst nightmare. But then I felt as time went by, it kind of corrected itself and found its home. But right when that veil was lifted, that really stressed me out.”

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Meghan Markle’s Evening Dress

“That second look, honey, was everything. I felt like any qualms I had about her first look, that second look was to die for. And I loved her hair, it just felt more on purpose.”

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Kate Middleton

On her decision to wear a dress that she has previously worn to other events: “Honestly, every time I re-wear something on camera, I think of Kate Middleton, and I think if she can do it, so can I. So I gotta say, thank you. Thank you, Kate.”

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The Queen

“I just hope that there was no one there who is sensitive to bright colors. She really went off, but I loved it. She only does bold colors, but also this is the thing—when my grandma turned 75, she was like, ‘I’m 75, I’m going to do what I want.’ I feel like that’s what the queen is doing with her dresses. She’s like, ‘I’m the queen. I will definitely wear a tennis ball colored dress with a bright purple hat moment and you can’t say anything because I’m the queen.’”

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Victoria Beckham

On the criticism she got for wearing all black: “I loved it. She’s Victoria Beckham. That’s just her uniform and it’s fine—get away from her. And I also feel like she can do no wrong— they’re the honorary royalty of the U.K. and I just adore.”

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Princess Eugenie

“Most improved fascinator goes to Eugenie. All these people were shading it, but I thought she did so good. She wore this cream braided rope thing—it was such a departure from those gigantic ones, and I thought it was really chic.”

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Pippa Middleton

“I know that a lot of people felt like it looked like the Arizona tea can, but I loved it.”

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Amal Clooney

“Amal Clooney was giving everything. I loved it.”

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Lady Kitty Spencer

“Loved, loved, loved! Good for her—we’re not good enough. But I wish she was more vocal. I want to know what she’s doing all day. And with a name like Lady Kitty Spencer, yes, please, we are all here for that.”

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Priyanka Chopra

“Very pretty.”

Prince Harry and Prince William at the royal wedding
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Prince Harry and Prince William

“They forever look dapper and I thought they looked great. So handsome.”  

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Jonathan's Least Favorite Look

“My mom always said that if you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say it at all. So yeah, everyone looked great. Unless your name rhymes with Bamilla, and then maybe…But that could also be because I’m harboring some feelings of resentment from the ’90s that I really need to let go.”

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