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Fact: Jeff Goldblum doesn’t know how to cook. But that doesn’t stop him from trying to learn in this 12-minute video of him prepping and cooking soup with Pulitzer Prize-winning food writer Jonathan Gold.

What could possibly be entertaining about watching someone make soup? Well, prepare to be mesmerized by Goldblum’s piano skills, expansive vocabulary and natural sense of wonder during what he calls “the best day of my life.”

So what did we learn from the Thor: Ragnarok star’s Funny or Die foray into cooking? Many things. For instance, Goldblum is a real sucker for hyperbole, he looks devastatingly sexy in a leather jacket and if he were any kind of cheese, he would be a “bold Swiss.”

If you’re a semi-hard cheese, then we’re a semi-hard cheese, Jeff.

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