Pre-Order Your Elsa 2.0 Dresses ASAP: ‘Frozen 2’ Is Coming!
You guys, Disney just pulled a Beyoncé and dropped the motherload of film release bombs. It’s happening.
Frozen 2. Is. Happening.
Still kicking yourself for buying that “authentic” $1,000 Elsa dress on eBay? You love your child; you'd do anything for him or her. Remember, once upon a time your parent(s) made the ultimate sacrifice to get you that I'm literally going to scream, cry and collapse on this shag carpet, making sure never to let you forget the permanent damage suffered, if I do not have that doll that reeks of Grandma's expired baby powder Cabbage Patch Kid. Yes, you are turning into your mother. And, like her, you will strive to make all of your children's dreams come true.
So sit your little one down, reveal the exciting news and immediately call the Disney store to get on the two-year waiting list for the Elsa 2.0 dress, for when Frozen 2 will finally hit theaters on November 27, 2019. The important members of the gang will all be back, including Kristen Bell (Anna), Idina Menzel (Elsa), Josh Gad (Olaf) and Jonathan Groff (Kristoff).
And now, in other mammoth-sized Disney news...
‘Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2’
Ralph is pulling a Kim K on November 21, 2018. Fingers crossed it doesn't involve nudes.
‘The Incredibles 2’
The super family in “Oops!…We Did It Again” jumpsuits is back June 15, 2018.
Mulan and her sword haircut are coming back in live action November 2, 2018. *Plays “Reflections” on repeat for next 1.5 years.*
‘Mary Poppins Returns’
Emily Blunt will make the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Mary Poppins come December 25, 2018.
Hakuna Mavodka Matata! Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner voice the roles of Timon and Pumba in this live-action remake coming to a Pride Rock near you July 19, 2019.