The moment Amy Schumer announced her marriage to chef Chris Fischer this morning, water-cooler gossipers around the country cooed with speculation that she must be pregnant.

Either the I Feel Pretty star has all of our offices bugged or she was one step ahead of us and anticipated the rumors. So she took to Instagram to set the record straight and inform the general public that she is not with child.

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We can all appreciate that she didn’t pull a Kylie Jenner and keep us in the dark for ten months. Not only that but she once again used her platform to rally for a cause close to her heart.

Way to control the narrative, Amy.

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