The Recipes in This New ‘Mean Girls Cookbook Are *Beyond* Fetch
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Have you ever been personally victimized by Regina George? Do you wear pink on Wednesdays? Do you know if butter's a carb? If so, you're probably a Mean Girls super fan. 

Allow us to introduce you, then, to your new favorite cookbook: The Burn Cookbook: An Unofficial Unauthorized Cookbook for Mean Girls FansWritten by Jonathan Bennett (yes, Aaron Samuels himself) and Nikki Martin—with a foreword by Gretchen Wieners Lacey Chabert—the book is jam-packed with behind-the-scenes stories from the movie alongside "real recipes to feed your inner plastic."  Fittingly, it came out just in time for today, Mean Girls day

Expect recipes like Fetch-uccine Alfredo, You Go, Glenn (Hot) Cocoa and Just Stab Caesar Salad. Amazing.

Aaron Samuels: He can cook and looks sexy with his hair pushed back. Swoon.

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