We can get on board with humidifiers, Build-A-
Unicorn Snot ($24), however, is a sunscreen that exists, and it’s the most glittery lotion you’ll ever see. It’s water-resistant (up to 80 minutes) with cosmetic-grade glitter (safe for your face and body) and SPF 30, so your perfectly shimmery unicorn skin doesn’t get harmed by the sun’s powerful rays. It comes in aqua blue, pink and gold, so you can slather on whichever rainbow hue you’re feelin’ like that day.
Hey, once you get past the name, it’s not so bad (ya know, if allover body glitter at the beach is your thing, of course).