The 12 Most Epic Hamptons Houses on the Market Right Now
We'll take the one with the rooftop Jacuzzi, please
Hey, remember that extra $85 million you found under your mattress? We have some ideas for how to use it. These 12 Hamptons mega-mansions are for sale right this second, so act fast. (Hey, a gal can dream, can’t she?)
Sagaponack (9 BR, 10.5 BA); $50 million
Hmm, should we swim in the pool, the ocean, the lake or the rooftop Jacuzzi today? Oh well, let?s do all four.
SOUTHAMPTON (10 BR, 15 BA); $39.5 MILLION
Forget about the fact that you’ll pay more in property taxes than most Americans earn in a year…because you get a two-lane bowling alley and entertainment lounge!
Sagaponack (7 BR, 8.5 BA); $39 million
Welcome to your new backyard. Your closest neighbors are seagulls.
EAST HAMPTON (7 BR, 11 BA); $22.5 MILLION
Oooh, even the fallen flower petals have grace and style in this charming summery abode. “Oh, just hanging out under the veranda” is about to become our new catchphrase.
Southampton (9 BR, 11.5 BA); $37.5 million
The million-dollar question: Does this wine room come with all the vino?
SAGAPONACK (8 BR, 15.5 BA); $30 MILLION
Now that?s a pool we could do some laps in. Or lazily float on a giant doughnut pool toy. Same thing.
Southampton (10 BR, 9.5 BA); $24.5 million
And here’s where we’ll sit and contemplate which one of our ten fireplaces to light today…
WATER MILL SOUTH (4 BR, 4 BA); $25 MILLION
Hey, not all Hamptonites fly choppers up and down the eastern tip with no concern for the environment. This glass-walled home (with 180-degree ocean views, NBD) is heated and cooled by geothermal systems and solar panels. Hooray, more money for fancy furniture.
Southampton (7 BR, 7.5 BA); $59 million
See that teeny, tiny white speck? That?s the house, on a whopping 15 acres of land. And at 6,500 square feet, it?s still pretty damn massive.
EAST QUOGUE (8 BR, 10 BA); $20 MILLION
When your place looks like the Jetsons’ vacation home, you’ll always have something to talk about at a cocktail party.
AMAGANSETT SOUTH (7 BR, 9 BA); $11.5 MILLION
Soooo, do you think this kitchen comes with a cute single guy who cooks?
QUOGUE SOUTH (11 BR, 11 BA); PRICE UPON REQUEST
Whoa, this place is so fancy they won’t even tell us how much it costs. But it comes with a zebra room, so we think we’ll have to take it.