The holidays can't come soon enough. So, to usher in the most wonderful time of year (like, now), we're skipping right over November and focusing on Christmas food. Specifically, these 27 dishes, ranked from basically intolerable to straight-up divine. Now, let’s find out where your favorite holiday eats fall on the list.

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27. Fruitcake

Less like cake, more like a doorstop.

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26. Ribbon Candy

Sorry, we can't afford to crack our teeth on these. Too many better things to eat.

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25. Salad (of any kind)

Listen, we have nothing against greens here and there. But on Christmas? What is this, amateur hour?

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24. Boiled Carrots

Unacceptable for those between the ages of 11 months and 97 years.

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23. Biscotti

It's cookie season. And these are definitely *not* cookies.

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22. Eggnog-Flavored Baked Goods

Nice try, supermarket. Nice try.

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21. Canned Yams

PSA: Yams and sweet potatoes are *not* the same.

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20. Mixed Nuts

Two things we should all get over: these and crystal-cut bowls. The only way we're even looking at mixed nuts on Christmas is if they're on a cheese board.

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19. Yule Log

Sure, it's basically just chocolate spongecake. But it's not doing itself any favors with that name.

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18. Eggnog

Festive, but an acquired taste. We'll give credit where credit is due: Booze helps.

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17. Candy Canes

Unless it’s bark-ified, they're more of a decorative obligation than anything.

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16. Ham

The most polarizing of all the meats. We’re gonna give it a solid ehhh.

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15. Gingerbread Men

Satisfactory, but way overplayed.

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14. Turkey

Fair pick, but a little redundant so soon after Thanksgiving.

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13. Stuffing

See above.

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12. Canned Cranberry Sauce

It's better than homemade. (There, we said it.) But we're still never really sure if we love love it…or just love the nostalgia of it.

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11. The M&Ms Meant for Decorating the Gingerbread House

Oops, we ate the doorknob. And the shingles...

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10. Dinner Rolls

Like that actress who always plays the best friend and whose name you can never remember: lovable and reliable.

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9. Green Bean Casserole

Fried onions from a can never cease to delight. Even if we eat them for an entire month straight.

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8. Brie Cheese with Literally Anything

Crackers? Classic. Apples? Great. Jam? Awesome. Old tires? We’d try it.

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7. Pheasant

Oh, you fancy, huh?

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6. Fudge

Chocolate, vanilla, caramel. We're not picky.

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5. Pecan Pie

So worth the future cavities.

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4. Gravy

Dare we say it's almost better than what goes underneath it?

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3. Roasted Potatoes

Potatoes cooked in fat for hours. 'Nuff said.

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2. Mashed Potatoes

Yeah, we put potatoes back to back. Deal with it.

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1. Peppermint Bark

Give us the peppermint tree. In fact, give us the whole damn forest. Bow down to the reigning king.

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