20 Quotes for When the Workout Struggle Is Way Too Real
You know those women who just love going to the gym? Whose hair looks perfect in a ponytail and who would be described as "glowing" after a spin class? Yeah, that's not us. If you prefer Netflix marathons to running ones, you've probably had at least nine of these 20 thoughts about—ughhhh—working out. (Pro tip: Follow PureWow on Insta if you want to commiserate, like, all the time.)
Don't you hate when you've been working out for 40 minutes and you look at your phone and it's actually been five?
Yoga: Do it for the Savasana.
Based on how many fitness Instagrammers I follow, I should totally have abs by now.
Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.
I wear a lot of yoga pants for someone who thought Chaturanga was on the menu at Taco Bell.
When taking off your sweaty sports bra is harder than the actual workout.
The best part of going to the gym is leaving.
Me: I should go to the gym today.
Also me: Second lunch sounds like a good idea.
Diet tip: Don't.
Life's too short to work out more than absolutely necessary.
My mind says "abs" but my heart says "cheese fries".
If only shaping my butt were as easy as shaping my eyebrows.
The Internet: 25 Ways to Get the Perfect Bikini Body
Me: New phone who dis?
Nothing looks as good as yoga pants feel.
Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple.
Day 3: Well, that was fun.
In yoga class: Really nailing this tree pose today.
Putting on pants: *Tips over*
*Drinks one glass of water*
Am I radiant yet?
Me: Wants flat abs but eats no less than 5 doughnuts per week.
Also me: Women really can't have it all.
When you're three days into Whole30 and can't understand why you're not Halle Berry yet.
I've never been called a hero, but I have been to the gym twice this week so...