If there's one thing your dog is going to have—besides adorable looks and commendable manners—it's a clever name, doggone it! Here, 100 funny dog names that will make you roll over.
100 Funny Dog Names That Will Make You Roll Over
Punny Dog Names
Some might say it's the lowest form of humor...but we just say, look at that face.
1. Dolly Pawton
If Jolene wasn't an option for you.
2. Sarah Jessica Barker
Meanwhile, in the downtown dog park...
3. Kim Pawsible
Call me, beep me if you wanna treat me.
It was on the syllabus, but you never got around to reading it.
5. Indiana Bones
Must love big, rolling craters.
6. Dogtor Meredith Grey
For the pup who loves the vet.
7. President Bark O-bow-wow-ma
Get this guy community organizing!
8. Notorious D.O.G.
Aka Doggie Smalls.
Because you're the only who speaks this guy's language.
10. John, Paul, George & Ringo (The Beagles)
Just look at those shaggy haircuts.
11. Range Rover
Wear a seatbelt.
12. The Bone Collector (T-Bone for short)
A serious name for a pup you can't help but smile at.
13. Harry Pawter
Accio tennis ball!
Foodie Dog Names
When the biggest thing you have in common with your dog is a love a food, follow your heart.
Because she's so soft and cuddly.
What up, spud?
Makes everything a little better.
Health-conscious and popular, just like your Greyhound.
18. Matzo Ball
The perfect name for a Frenchie if we ever did hear one.
Oh wait...this one takes the cake—
OK, so naming your Frenchie after any type of pasta is apparently perfection.
Can you imagine an English Bulldog with this name? Slow clap.
22. Schnitzel (first name Wiener)
Calling all dachshunds.
23. Pommes Frites (Pom Pom for short)
Everything sounds fancier in French.
We have a feeling your dog would actually love this stuff.
Sweet with a hint of tartness (especially when she rips up your shoes the moment you leave the room).
You're not sure what this is but you love calling your pup one.
It's a lifestyle.
28. Trader Joe
Why not bring your favorite grocer to you?
30. Captain Crunch
You stopped eating the cereal in 11th grade, but three cheers for nostalgia.
Pop Culture Dog Names
Does life imitate art or art imitate life? Either way, we're stealing from the gifts that keep on giving: TV, movies and books.
Any Seinfeld fans out there?
32. Ina & Jeffrey
If you wind up bringing home two pups, why not make sure they're obsessed with each other?
33. Timothée Chalamet
If you can't date him...name your dog after him?
34. Jon Snow
Because you loved the first seven seasons at least...
Whether you're referring to DiCaprio or Fitzgerald.
If you live for anything Gwyneth.
She'll be there for you...when the rain starts to fall.
Glasses and suspenders not included.
Animal Kingdom Dog Names
It was Einstein who once said, "There's literally nothing funnier than naming your dog a different animal for lots of scientific reasons," right?
Bam-bones, here we come.
For the dog who'll do anything to sneak some extra treats.
Changing up expectations for some supreme comedic effect.
Best used on a 15-pound or under pup.
What does the pig say? "Woof."
As in the Pooh.
Be the Dave to your dog's Alvin.
A mystical, fierce creature. Just like your chihuahua mix.
Hop hop hop.
For your 70-pound pit bull mix.
Works for any dog with skinny legs.
"Goose! Come back here!" she yelled at her border collie chasing the geese.
As in the hedgehog, duh.
Just let your little gal think she could take on a grizzly.
Just Cute And Funny Dog Names
Sometimes, you just want a name that can stand on its own. (And still make your chuckle.)
Countdown to dinner time!
A high-energy name for the basset hound that refuses to move from your La-Z-Boy.
We love a good onomatopoeia.
Dollop is just dollop of joy in your life.
Dottie when you're feeling sweet.
Your favorite toy, repurposed.
Because you go gaga for him.
The one word to describe her when you come back home from work.
Famous Dog Names
Because there's not an Oscar category for Best Performance by a Dog yet...
63. Air Bud
Get this canine a basketball!
Pass the tissues.
Big shoes to fill, but no pressure.
Another dachshund-appropriate name.
Full House, anyone?
Keep the pasta out of reach.
Just click your heels together three times...
As in the problem pup St. Bernard, not the composer.
Give us a dog as loyal as Brad Pitt's in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, please.
One-part dog, one-part babysitter?
Watch out for the puppies.
The best sidekick of all time?
Always a Pluto, never a Goofy.
76. Brian Griffin
Because your pup's ridiculously smart.
77. Santa's Little Helper
For the Simpsons fans out there.
...where are you???
As in Paul McCartney's Old English sheepdog.
Hero Dog Names
Let's be honest: Your dog came into your life and saved you. That makes them the hero in every story.
If Batman needs a sidekick.
Yes, she's a dog. But her alter ego is more feline.
Four legs, eight legs—who's counting?
84. Wonder Woman
Does this mean Chris Pine shows up?
85. Black Widow
Don't worry—she doesn't bite.
Strong, but soft-hearted.
87. Luke & Leah
Why adopt one dog when you can adopt siblings?
He just kinda grows on you.
Tiny with hairy feet. Perfect.
Keep this one from making a giant mess of the trash can.
Villain Dog Names
There's nothing like a little juxtaposition to make you laugh—your sweetest four-legged family member with an evil, power-hungry name? We love it.
Why do we have a feeling this one hates commands?
92. Poison Ivy
Keep this one away from your plants, OK?
93. Harley Quinn
But she looks so sweet!
Don't be surprised if Sandra Oh shows up on your doorstep.
Cause if you think about it, they're both rocking their birthday suits.
96. The Penguin
What's black and white and cute all over?
The jewelry box is off limits, Thanos!
His bark is bigger than his bite.
Prefers to be the only child.
But we call him "my precious."