The Lazy Girl’s Guide to Cleaning Your House
So it doesn’t look disgusting
Your mother-in-law just called--she thought she’d surprise you with an unscheduled visit to catch up. How nice. You accept (as if you could say no), then panic because your house is a mess and you’re supremely lazy about cleaning.
But fear not! Just crank up the Beyoncé and try these eight tricks.
HIDE THE CLUTTER
Grab a fancy department-store-quality bag and turn it into a makeshift receptacle for junk, catalogs, trinkets, etc. You're not throwing this stuff out--simply clearing surface area and stashing items out of sight to deal with later.
DUST SURFACES WITH A SOCK
Why bother with a Swiffer when you can slip a sock on your hand and hit those dusty bookshelves at warp speed? (The same approach works on your floor with a socked foot.)
THEN CLEAN LAMPSHADES (AND PET HAIR) WITH A LINT ROLLER
Scotch tape also works in a pinch.
FLUFF THE PILLOWS
The world’s quickest way to make a living room feel fancier.
THEN STASH DIRTY DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER
You’ll run it later. But for now: hide those crusty cereal bowls.
SPIFF UP YOUR TUB (AND TOILET) WITH A MAGIC ERASER
Skip the scouring and simply run this miracle sponge over discolored white surfaces. Then wipe the whole thing down with a paper towel.
AND PUT OUT FRESH TOWELS
Little known fact: Crisply folded towels do wonders to camouflage a less-than-pristine bathroom. Simply fold them like this and hide any used ones in the tub.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DIM THE LIGHTS
Because what your MIL can’t see, won’t hurt her.