Never has a love triangle gripped a nation—nay, the globe—since the messy breakup between Don’t Worry Darling director Olivia Wilde and her former fiancé, Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis, and her subsequent (concurrent? unconfirmed?) tryst with Harry Styles. The details are numerous, messy and, considering they revolve around an ongoing custody battle for Wilde’s and Sudeikis’s children, too sad to delve into again. (Google it if you must.) But I am all for dissecting Wilde’s now-infamous special salad dressing.
Yes, the latest drama morsel to surface in this rumor soup is a salad dressing. According to a report by the Daily Mail, a nanny for the former couple claims that Wilde has been gatekeeping a “special salad dressing,” a dressing so beloved by Sudeikis that allegedly, when she made it for Styles and went to hand-deliver it to him, it incited chaos. In a drawn-out saga, the report actually claims that Sudeikis laid down under a car for the dressing:
“‘Jason went outside and laid under her car so she wouldn’t leave. She got in her car to back up, he lay under her car so she wouldn’t leave. She went back into the house and he went in, it was back and forth. He said he was doing it on purpose to make her late going to see Harry,’ the nanny claimed.”