Jennifer Garner’s turn in 13 Going on 30 made her America’s Sweetheart; years later, the launch of her Pretend Cooking Show, where she bakes family recipes and dishes she’s found online, cemented her status as a national treasure. (How Food Network hasn’t convinced her to launch a show is beyond me.)
In her Instagram show’s early days, she tried her hand at New York eatery Sarabeth’s Breakfast Cookies. Naturally, they immediately caught my attention: Cookies? For breakfast? Who wouldn’t want that?
Sadly, it’s taken me five years to actually try them, after she recently uploaded the episode to her YouTube channel, and FOMF—Fear of Missing Food—kicked in.
I dashed to my kitchen to round up the ingredients and got to baking. At first, I was hesitant: With all of the shredded wheat and rolled oats, would these taste like sugar-coated cardboard, rolled in hay? Was the “cookies” part simply clever marketing?








