These Are the 5 Best Green Sex Toys to Buy Yourself for St. Patrick's Day

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One way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day is by scooping up a thematically appropriate sex toy in a cheery shade of green. Yes, you read that right. Green vibrators are a thing, and with St. Paddy's Day just around the corner, we think it's the perfect excuse to treat yourself to one. That's why we scoured Ella Paradis—one of our favorite sex toy retailers online—to find the five best toys, from a green vibrating penis ring that's perfect for couples to a green biodegradable and recyclable vibrator that's great for solo play and more. The best part? They're all on sale right now. Here are five green sex toys that can be discreetly delivered right to your door before March 17.

These Are the 10 Most Popular Sex Toys at Ella Paradis, According to Buyers

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1. Lelo Tor 2

Celebrate March 17 together by bringing this vibrating (and waterproof) penis ring to the bedroom. It's made of smooth silicone that will fit comfortably on any sized penis. More importantly, it's USB-rechargeable and has six vibration modes, so you can toggle through each to find one that brings you both maximum pleasure. Oh, and did you know that penis rings are supposed to help his erection last longer? Yeah, you can thank us later.

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2. Blush Novelties Blush Gaia Biodegradable Vibrator

It feels like fate that this 7-inch hypoallergenic vibrator is on sale for $17 right now (you know, because March 17 is St. Patrick's Day). Crafted from Biofeel, a starch-based bioplastic, the toy is both biodegradable and recyclable. According to Ella Paradis, it also uses less energy and less greenhouse gas emissions than any other sex toy on the market. You'll just need two AA batteries to power it up.

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3. Dame Products Eva Ii

This palm sized toy brings mighty pleasure. It has five powerful vibration settings that are guaranteed to get you there. It's designed to be comfortably tucked under the labia to offer you targeted clitoral stimulation during sex. In other words, it's hands-free, so it won't get in your partner's way (or yours during solo playtime).

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4. We-vibe Touch X

Is a body massage on the menu? If not, it should be. This vibrator is made of an impossibly smooth silicone that feels good anywhere on the body. Surprise your sweetie with an exciting massage—or run yourself a bath and have at the seven vibration modes. (Yes, it's completely waterproof.)

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5. Dame Products Fin

Slip this guy between your fingers and enjoy its three-speed motor (or have your honey do it). One side is flat and squishy, offering a gentler touch, while the other is rigid for more direct stimulation. Either way, you'll be taking your foreplay to the next level. It's also waterproof and USB-rechargeable.

Destinee Scott

Associate Sales and Deals Editor

Destinee Scott is PureWow’s Associate Sales and Deals Editor. She’s been chasing sales and deals for a decade and knows a good one when she sees one for fashion, home, beauty...