8 Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching ‘The Bachelor’
As I’m watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, I can’t help but wonder what really goes down to make the reality show magic, well, a reality. (You know, like how the producers make it seem perfectly normal for the contestants to stumble on a hot tub oasis in the middle of nowhere.)
In honor of Colton Underwood’s upcoming season of The Bachelor, which premieres on January 7 on ABC, keep reading for eight thoughts everyone has while watching the series.
“If he says ‘dramatic' one more time...”
If I had a quarter for every time Chris Harrison said, “the most dramatic season ever,” I’d be one rich lady.
“Who's in charge of delivering the date cards/roses?”
And how do we apply for that position?
“Do they ever eat?”
They never touch their meals. Do the math.
“The producers must be loving this.”
A horse-drawn carriage followed by a round at the shooting range? Clever.
“Where did that hot tub come from?”
No, really. Asking for a friend…
“Those suitcases must be massive.”
Because there’s no way each girl randomly packed eight floor-length gowns, ten cocktail dresses and a few casual options. (You know, for day dates.)
“Does the bartender ever stop pouring alcohol?”