As I’m watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, I can’t help but wonder what really goes down to make the reality show magic, well, a reality. (You know, like how the producers make it seem perfectly normal for the contestants to stumble on a hot tub oasis in the middle of nowhere.)
In honor of Colton Underwood’s upcoming season of The Bachelor, which premieres on January 7 on ABC, keep reading for eight thoughts everyone has while watching the series.
If I had a quarter for every time Chris Harrison said, “the most dramatic season ever,” I’d be one rich lady.
And how do we apply for that position?
Your move, Chip and Jo.
They never touch their meals. Do the math.
A horse-drawn carriage followed by a round at the shooting range? Clever.
No, really. Asking for a friend…
Because there’s no way each girl randomly packed eight floor-length gowns, ten cocktail dresses and a few casual options. (You know, for day dates.)
Answer: No.
