8 Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching ‘The Bachelor’

As I’m watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, I can’t help but wonder what really goes down to make the reality show magic, well, a reality. (You know, like how the producers make it seem perfectly normal for the contestants to stumble on a hot tub oasis in the middle of nowhere.)

In honor of Colton Underwood’s upcoming season of The Bachelor, which premieres on January 7 on ABC, keep reading for eight thoughts everyone has while watching the series.

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ABC/Paul Hebert

"if He Says ‘dramatic' One More Time..."

If I had a quarter for every time Chris Harrison said, “the most dramatic season ever,” I’d be one rich lady.

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ABC/Paul Hebert

"who's In Charge Of Delivering The Date Cards/roses?"

And how do we apply for that position?

"the Bachelor Mansion Could Use A Serious Makeover."

Your move, Chip and Jo.

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ABC/Paul Hebert

"do They Ever Eat?"

They never touch their meals. Do the math.


"the Producers Must Be Loving This."

A horse-drawn carriage followed by a round at the shooting range? Clever.

"where Did That Hot Tub Come From?"

No, really. Asking for a friend…

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ABC/Craig Sjodin

"those Suitcases Must Be Massive."

Because there’s no way each girl randomly packed eight floor-length gowns, ten cocktail dresses and a few casual options. (You know, for day dates.)

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ABC/Paul Hebert

"does The Bartender Ever Stop Pouring Alcohol?"

Answer: No. 


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Greta Heggeness is a California-based editor at PureWow and has been writing about entertainment since 2015. She covers everything from awards shows to exclusive celebrity...