The Best Vibrators for Women, According to Our Top-Secret, Anonymous Poll
The best way to find a good vibrator? Well, you obviously can’t go to the store and try one out. And while we’re all for being sex-positive, we’re not about to go all Samantha Jones and randomly ask for rabbit recommendations at brunch. So we created an anonymous poll to ask women about their favorite vibrators, why they like them and whether they’d recommend them to others. Here, the best vibrators, according to actual women.
1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Air Pulse Clitoris Stimulator
The Satisfyer Pro 2 was by far the most loved in our poll, so we had to mention it first. According to the brand, its “tingling negative pressure, paired with exciting pulsations, stimulates the clitoris without contact in a previously unimagined way.” One woman agreed: “It’s just such a different sensation.” Did we mention it’s super quiet and has 11 different intensity settings?
2. LELO Soraya 2 Rabbit Massager
“I don’t love the price, but this thing is un-f*cking-believable,” one woman told us. At $219, this one is pretty pricey—but according to its fans, it’s worth every penny. The dual-action internal and external massager has 13 different settings (from a teasing murmur to a satisfying pulse) and a whisper-quiet motor.
3. Smile Makers The Millionaire
“It’s compact, cute and quiet,” one woman wrote. “It’s pretty soft and light, and I like that it has six settings to choose from.” She also likes the fact that it’s sold at places you might not typically expect to find a vibrator, like Urban Outfitters, and hopes that will encourage people who would ordinarily feel too nervous to buy one. We couldn’t agree more.
4. Je Joue Mimi Clitoral Vibrator
Designed by London-based luxury sex toy company Je Joue, the Mimi offers five different speeds and six different patterns of vibration, so you’re bound to find the right fit. “It’s a great size for clitoral stimulation: It’s easy to hold and lies nicely,” an anonymous fan shared. “It’s also great for partnered play as it is pretty small and easy to incorporate.”
5. Maude Vibe
The fact that this vibrator is out of stock on multiple websites speaks for itself. But don’t worry, you can still preorder it through the brand’s site and it will ship in mid-spring. “It’s discreet—not hot pink—and could almost be mistaken for a piece of art. It has three speeds, comes with a little carrying case and can definitely be taken for travel,” said one woman. It’s one of the most affordable toys on our list, but make sure you’re diligent about charging it, a fan warns. Apparently, if you let it die, it’s pretty much dead forever.
6. Bellesa Diosa
Bellesa describes this best seller as “a favorite of beginners and experts alike,” which is something we can definitely get behind. It offers dual stimulation and seven different vibration settings, and it’s 100 percent waterproof, if that’s your thing. One anonymous fan told us, “I’d absolutely recommend this vibe to other women. It’s inexpensive, easy to keep clean and easy to charge up.”
7. PlusOne Personal Massager
A woman told us she likes this massager for the shape and the power, and after reading more about it, we can understand why. The unique design is described as “compact, yet powerful,” with ten different settings and a battery that lasts up to four hours. What more could you ask for?
8. Shibari Mini Halo Multi-Speed Wand Massager
This baby has range—as in 20 different speeds and eight different vibration patterns. Users praise it for its battery life, affordable price point and super quiet motor. And with more than 800 five-star reviews on Amazon, it’s pretty clear this wand massager is well loved.
9. Unbound Palma Vibrator Ring
This vibrator necklace is flying off the shelves, so we’re not surprised that this vibrator ring by Unbound is popular too. The chic design can be worn as statement jewelry, then used as a vibrator, allowing you to vary the vibration patterns with your hand movements. It has three speeds and two customizable modes for maximum pleasure. “I like it because it’s cute, sleek and effective,” one woman told us.