No time to run to the pumpkin patch this year (let alone spend hours studying DIY carving vids)? Fear not, your Halloween spirit can still be intact with some velvet pumpkins.
Yep, Amazon is selling velvet pumpkins for the folks who can't deal with the burden of slowly rotting vegetation on their porches (aka, this one's for the people out there who've been known to kill a cactus or two). They may not be the real deal, but at least you can't kill them or forget to toss them once they start decomposing.
The set of four is $32, and each pumpkin comes in a different jewel-tone color: rust, gold, emerald and brown. Place them outside on your porch to welcome trick-or-treaters, or use them for your Thanksgiving tablescape.
Per one Amazon reviewer, "I ordered these pumpkins to add to my fall decor. They are absolutely beautiful and I have received tons of compliments on them!!! Well made and true to color." Hmm, we're always open for compliments.