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Our favorite holidays are those that allow, nay, encourage us to consume borderline inappropriate amounts of candy. Luckily, one such day of celebration is around the corner: Easter. But before we dig into our pink-grassed basket, let’s rank its contents from no thank you to yassssss, please.

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marshmallow peeps

21. Peeps

Yeah, we said it.

 

whoppers robins eggs

20. Whoppers Robin Eggs

You’re not fooling us, regular Whoppers.

 

black jelly beans

19. Black Jelly Beans

Who did this to you?

milk chocolate peeps

18. Milk Chocolate Peeps

Only marginally better than regular Peeps.

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17. Easter Candy Corn

Leave Halloween out of this.

 

sweetart chicks

16. Sweet Tart Chicks

How many times do we have to say it? They. Taste. Like. Chalk.

 

chocolate marshmallow eggs

15. Chocolate Marshmallow Eggs

Kinda like s’mores, but bad.

jordan almonds

14. Jordan Almonds

Oh, you hate fun?

bubble gum eggs

13. Bubble Gum Eggs

At least the packaging is cute.

solid milk chocolate bunny

12. Solid Chocolate Bunnies

Dare we say? It’s just too much chocolate.

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11. Jelly Beans

Basket filler.

hershey milk chocolate eggs

10. Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Eggs

Ioa;vndjkanga sorry, just fell asleep on the keyboard.

coconut nest

9. Coconut Nests

Chocolate and coconut—now we’re talking.

 

cadbury caramel egg

8. Cadbury Caramel Eggs

Make your dentist appointments now.

butterfinger nest eggs

7. Butterfinger NestEggs

Narrowly edges out regular Butterfingers.

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6. Pastel Versions of Regular Candy

Feels like cheating, but we could never begrudge any form of M&Ms.

lindt chocolate carrots

5. Lindt Chocolate Carrots

If only real carrots were so creamy and melty and full of pure sugar.

reeses easter eggs

4. Reese’s Easter Eggs

You know how we feel about Reese’s. And these have an even higher peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio.

hollow chocolate bunny

3. Hollow Chocolate Bunnies

Hard pass on the solid bunnies. But dibs on the outer-shell-only ears.

cadbury creme egg

2. Cadbury Creme Eggs

Are they almost sickeningly sweet? Yes. Would Easter be complete without at least one? Every day for a month? Not a chance.

 

cadbury mini eggs

1. Cadbury Mini Eggs

A touch less sweet than the previous and also in a gorge-able size. Win-win.

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