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Our favorite holidays are those that allow, nay, encourage us to consume borderline inappropriate amounts of candy. Luckily, one such day of celebration is around the corner: Easter. And to be honest, it may be the best holiday of all—you basically get to indulge in copious amounts of chocolate minus any of the work (hey, trick or treating is no joke). But before we dig into our pink-grassed basket, let’s order its contents from no thank you to yassssss, please. Here, every single Easter candy ranked from best to worst (you know, in our humble opinion). You’re welcome.

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21. Peeps

Yeah, we said it.

 

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20. Whoppers Robin Eggs

You’re not fooling us, regular Whoppers.

 

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19. Black Jelly Beans

Who did this to you?

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18. Milk Chocolate Peeps

Only marginally better than regular Peeps.

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17. Easter Candy Corn

Leave Halloween out of this.

 

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16. Sweet Tart Chicks

How many times do we have to say it? They. Taste. Like. Chalk.

 

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15. Chocolate Marshmallow Eggs

Kinda like s’mores, but bad.

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14. Jordan Almonds

Oh, you hate fun?

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13. Bubble Gum Eggs

At least the packaging is cute.

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12. Solid Chocolate Bunnies

Dare we say? It’s just too much chocolate.

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11. Jelly Beans

Basket filler.

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10. Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Eggs

Ioa;vndjkanga sorry, just fell asleep on the keyboard.

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9. Coconut Nests

Chocolate and coconut—now we’re talking.

 

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8. Cadbury Caramel Eggs

Make your dentist appointments now.

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7. Butterfinger NestEggs

Narrowly edges out regular Butterfingers.

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6. Pastel Versions of Regular Candy

Feels like cheating, but we could never begrudge any form of M&Ms.

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5. Lindt Chocolate Carrots

If only real carrots were so creamy and melty and full of pure sugar.

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4. Reese’s Easter Eggs

You know how we feel about Reese’s. And these have an even higher peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio.

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3. Hollow Chocolate Bunnies

Hard pass on the solid bunnies. But dibs on the outer-shell-only ears.

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2. Cadbury Creme Eggs

Are they almost sickeningly sweet? Yes. Would Easter be complete without at least one? Every day for a month? Not a chance.

 

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1. Cadbury Mini Eggs

A touch less sweet than the previous and also in a gorge-able size. Win-win.

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