This Best-Selling Vibrator Is Like the Netflix of Sex Toys (and It’s Almost 40 Percent Off Right Now)

• Functionality: 20/20
• Value: 19/20
• Quality: 20/20
• Aesthetics: 20/20
• Ease of Use: 20/20
• TOTAL: 99/100

We’re more than halfway through 2021, honey! Which, if you ask me, counts as ‘the future.’ While cars might not be flying (yet), we are living in a new era of unprecedented technological design and customization. From our Netflix to our $18 salads, our lives are curated to the whims of our very desires. So why, my dear readers, shouldn’t our orgasms be the same?

If curation sensation (ha!) is your thing, I’d highly recommend MysteryVibe’s small, bendable bullet vibrator, Poco. With more options than you might know what to do with, this toy is essentially the Netflix of vibrators. The coolest thing about this toy is its bendable flexibility. I’ve never used anything like it. It conforms to your body shape, which helps reach your endogenous zones during solo or partnered sex.

I personally appreciate a toy that can work with my body this way, because I can hit the spots that I know work for me while discovering new ones, too. It’s also an amazing way to get to know how to pleasure your partner in new ways. 

The sleek packaging came equipped with beautifully designed cards suggesting various innovative positions to try. And try them I did! Poco starts you off with eight preset patterns to set you up for sexual success. The patterns offer a wide range of speeds, from a quick pulsation to slow rumbles. However, you aren’t limited to these preset patterns. Poco is equipped with technology that will help you create your own pulsating pattern that guides you to climax using their free app. Yes, that’s right—there’s an app. I told you we were in the future, baby! The app really elevates the game, giving you total control while the phone is in your hand, or helping you to relinquish control completely when you hand the phone over to someone else to play with its settings.

I personally didn’t love having a phone in the bedroom while pleasuring myself, but I loved the idea of someone else using the phone to get me off from afar. So, my partner and I went for it—and it was a futuristic daydream come true. If you want to ditch the app at any point and simply use the vibrator in a traditional way, it’s super simple to navigate with just four small and sleek buttons.

I also want to mention how cute this toy looks on a nightstand. It’s a bright turquoise color that is more than easy on the eyes. With smart app controls, a long-lasting battery (that you charge via USB), showerproof technology and an ultra-sleek design, I look forward to using this feature-rich sex toy far into the future. It also doesn’t hurt that it’s currently 38 percent off during MysteryVibe’s biggest sale of the year…