In the clip, Perry explains that she first met Bloom at the 2016 Golden Globes, when he stole an In-N-Out burger off her table. She says she told him, “‘Fine, take it.’ And then I saw him at a party, and I was like, ‘How are those onions resting on your molars?’”
After confirming that she “voiced her opinions about the [engagement] ring,” Perry reveals that he popped the question on Valentine’s Day.
“I thought we were going to see some art after dinner, but we pulled up to a helicopter,” she adds.
Kimmel proceeds to say what we’re all thinking: “Very Bachelor.”
Although Bloom proposed in the helicopter, Perry went on to explain that things didn’t go as planned. After giving her a letter to read as a “distraction,” the actor learned the hard way that his coat pocket was too small for the ring box.
She continues, “He’s pulling out this box that’s too big for his coat pocket, and he rips his coat pocket, and his elbow goes into the Champagne, and I’m like, ‘No, I’m just reading the note. I know you’re not doing anything.’”
Bravo, Bloom. Bravo.