You want a fancy Dyson vacuum. You could really use a fancy Dyson vacuum. You deserve a fancy Dyson vacuum.
The only thing standing in between you and that storied home appliance? The price.
We're talking $189 for the Dyson V6 Origin Cord-Free Vacuum (originally $200), $300 for the Dyson Small Ball Multi-Floor Upright Vacuum (originally $400) and $249 for the Dyson V7 Animal Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner (originally $400). We're not great at math, but those are some serious savings.
Buy one, brush up on vacuuming basics and prepare for your house to look more spotless than you could've imagined.