Things Have Gotten *So* Nuts that ‘Bachelor’ Fans Are Studying Hannah Ann & Madison’s Hair to Determine Who Wins

*Warning: Spoilers ahead*

Is it just us, or is this season of The Bachelor a hot mess? We don’t know the ending, Chris Harrison doesn’t know the ending and not even poor Peter Weber knows who he ends up with. The thirst for the answer to the ever-important question—Who wins the final rose?—is so real that fans have resorted to drastic measures to find out who the 28-year-old pilot ends up with.

First, there were Venmo-related theories, then Instagram sleuthing and Bachelor producer conjectures began. Now, things have really gone off the rails: Fans are inspecting Madison and Hannah Ann’s hair patterns to determine who wins.

Let’s back up. So, the CSI-level snooping began when a new finale trailer debuted after The Bachelor: The Women Tell All. The clip shows a very emotional Weber apologizing to a brunette woman. (Spoiler alert: Both Hannah Ann and Madison have brown hair.)

In the teaser, he says, “I’m so sorry. From the bottom of my heart, I’m so sorry.” It sounds like he’s breaking up with someone or something devastating just came to light, right?

Well, fans on Reddit decided that if they can figure out who he’s speaking to, they can probably figure out who he ultimately sends home. So they started investigating the two women’s hair growth patterns.