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Joe the Grocer Is the Low-Key Breakout Star of New ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Trailer

The first trailer for Bachelor in Paradise is here, and it’s even more cringeworthy than expected.

ABC just dropped a brand-new teaser for the fifth season of BiP, and it appears the contestants have learned absolutely nothing from past seasons. (No offense, Tia.)

The trailer kicks off with Tia saying the most hypocritical thing, like, ever: “Oh my gosh, it’s so beautiful, I could fall in love here.” Join the club.

Here’s what else we know: Jordan is as angry as ever, Krystal is still a villain, and Joe (you know, the grocery store owner from Becca Kufrin’s season) is the low-key breakout star of season five.

Much to everyone’s dismay, season 22 favorite Bekah Martinez won’t be on the upcoming season, as she exclusively revealed to PureWow.

Bachelor in Paradise will premiere on Tuesday, August 7, on ABC. Only five more weeks…