By all accounts, you've successfully manifested fall in your home, even if a single leaf hasn't changed color outside your window. Everything from your cereal to your charcuterie board has been pumpkin spiced, but there is one area that no number of autumnal Yankee Candles can remedy: your garbage. Sure, you could take out the trash more often, but that would take away from perfecting your pumpkin cheesecake cookie recipe. Or organizing your "it's fall, y'all" gnome-scape.
Well, the folks at Hefty have pulled a Steve Jobs, giving you what you didn't even realize you wanted. That's right—starting on September 30th at 9 a.m. CST, you'll be able to buy Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice-scented trash bags.