They said the early 2000s were back, but I definitely didn't think they meant this. Low-rise jeans? Sure. "Frosted" eye shadow? Even better. But Bennifer engaged for a second time?! Please excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor.
So just in case you don't have a Google alert set for literally anytime Jennifer Lopez does so much as a hair flip (Guilty!), here's the 411: This week, Jenny from the Block revealed that she and former lover/not-so-great-Batman/current lover Ben Affleck are engaged to be married…again. The 52-year-old superstar even gave a look at her stunning green engagement ring (not to be confused with the pink rock Affleck gave her the first time around).
Now don’t get me wrong. I couldn’t possibly be more thrilled that Lady Lopez is pursuing happiness wherever her heart guides her.
I was, of course, Team J.Diddy. I signed up wholeheartedly for #JAnthony. And even though I can't tell a baseball bat from a fishing pole, I was on board for A-Lo/J.Rod. But y'all, please don't toy with my emotions by making me believe Bennifer is here to stay for good.