Some parties are great. Other parties make you want to face-plant into the cheese dip and not come up till it’s 2016. The next time you’re confronted with the latter, pull one of these 14 conversation starters out of your pocket and prepare to learn a lot about the person sitting next to you.
1. The Washington Post just deemed sloths the new kittens? Do you agree?
2. If you were running for president, and had to pick a running mate from the people at this party, who would it be and why?
3. What’s your favorite emoji and why?