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Isn’t judging strangers fun? First, we took a look at the unique crazy that occurs on the Jitney. But now it’s time to bring out the big guns.

The New York City subway.

You’ve got the manspreaders, the loud talkers, the sunglass wearers...These are the ten people we just can’t take anymore.

subway manspreading

THE MANSPREADER

You know the guy: takes up two seats just because his precious inner thighs are more important than any other human being.

subway pregnant

THE PREGNANCY AVOIDER

Really? Not one of you will offer your seat to a woman who’s practically dilated?

subway not pregnant

THE PREGNANCY ASSUMER

But the one day we wear a maxi dress….

subway leanign

THE POLE LEANER

Variations include the side lean, the arm wrap and (worst of all) the butt-cheek grip.

subway talking

THE LOUD TALKERS

The entire train car now knows that Jared from Tinder, like, never texted her back. Or that Mort has gout.

subway eating

THE FAST-FOOD EATER

Annnnnd she just grabbed the pole with her nugget-encrusted fingers.

subway kramer 2

THE PERSON WHO CHARGES FROM THE OUTSIDE

Cue the angry-conductor “LET THEM OFF” speech.

subway inside

THE PERSON WHO CHARGES FROM THE INSIDE

Even worse, the seated narcissist who forces you to let go of the pole before the (crazy-packed) train comes to a stop.

subway squeezer

THE SQUEEZER

Dude, chill. A new one comes like every three minutes.

subway sunglasses

THE SUNGLASS WEARER

Go back to Murray Hill. Unless you're Bradley Cooper.

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