- Functionality: 17/20
- Value: 18/20
- Quality: 20/20
- Aesthetics: 20/20
- Ease of Use: 20/20
- TOTAL: 95/100
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Greetings, dear reader. How’s it going? I know…loaded question these days. Here, I’ll take the pressure off. I’ve got to come clean about something. Something that I’ve held in for a while. Something that I am finally ready to be honest about: I have never been turned on while on a dance floor. Lap dances? Love em. Belly dancing? Amazed. Julia Stiles’ tabletop dancing scene in 10 Things I Hate About You? Formative. However, in my experience, dancing feels like a solo mission to release something deep inside rather than an opportunity to sexually connect (see: Robyn’s ‘Dancing on my own’). Okay, phew, wow… That felt good to write out loud!
With that being said, I’m sure you can imagine my reaction when The Tap Dancer by Better Love came across my desk. And my desk I mean desktop, of course. I was researching clitoral vibrators when I came across some amazing customer reviews for this one. This tiny dancer (lol) came highly recommended. I was shocked. The Tap Dancer?! Really?! Tap dancing is the least sexual type of dancing I can think of. I was truly skeptical, but I’m always down for my own personal dance party. I placed my order and awaited what I hoped would be the Fred Astaire to my Ginger Rogers.