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Sure, a glass (or three) of butterbeer is fine if you're looking to watch a game of Quidditch at The Three Broomsticks with friends. But when the temps start to drop and all we want to do is cuddle up in our Marauder's Map pajamas and turn on the Goblet of Fire movie, we need something a little stronger (to get through the Cedric Diggory scene, obvi).

Luckily, a set of cheeky Harry Potter wine glasses will do your Pinot (or mead, if you're feelin' really Wizard-y) justice. The set of four wine glasses ($45) from Etsy shop RencraftUSA features four cheeky sayings, one for each Hogwarts house. There's "I don't give a Gryffindamn!," "I don't give a Slythershit!," "I don't give a Ravencrap!," and "I don't give a Hufflef*ck!" (Cue Ron Weasley snickering in the background.)

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Each glass is also inscribed with a clever spin on the Deathly Hallows symbol, because instead of a line down the middle to represent the Elder Wand, there's a skeleton hand giving a middle finger.

Safe to say: We Hermio-NEED these bad boys for mama's (Poly)juice.

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