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12 Thoughts My Mom Had While Watching ‘The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart’

I have a million questions after watching ABC’s newest series, The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart. But instead of me going on and on about how it’s basically a reimagined version of Bachelor in Paradise, I turned to my mother, Tricia, who (begrudgingly) watched the premiere and had some serious thoughts about the spin-off show.

Keep scrolling for 12 things my mom said while watching The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart.

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1. “why Do I Need To See Previews When I’m Already Watching The Show?”

She has a valid point. Get on with it already.

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2. “chris Harrison Needs Another Job.”

…or does he? Depends on the way you look at it.

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3. “is That Ryan Seacrest?”

In her defense, she’s referring to a contestant named Brandon, who slightly resembles the American Idol host.

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4. “damn, That’s A Lot Of Hair. I Wonder What Shampoo He Uses.”

Yes, she’s talking about Sheridan. And no, she’s not kidding.

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5. “another Commercial Break? Typical.”

Seriously. The premiere could have easily been one hour instead of two.

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6. “if The Goal Is To ‘fall,’ Rudi Definitely Wore The Right Shoes.”

Total mom joke. But worth a mention.

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7. “sheridan Is Good Looking. He Just Needs A Haircut.”

Poor Sheridan can’t catch a break.

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8. “bora Bora Is His Ideal Date? That’s Not A Date. That’s An All-inclusive Vacation.”

When it comes to Bachelor Nation, the limit does not exist.

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9. “they Should Have A ‘phone A Friend’ Option During The Rose Ceremony.”

Your move, ABC.

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10. “who Is Cheyenne? And When Did She Join The Show?”

Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.

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11. “cute Dress. Bad Choice.”

There’s always next week, Savannah.

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12. “the Only Thing That’ll Come Out Of This Show Is A Breakup Song.”

Touché.

The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart airs on Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.


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