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I have a million questions after watching ABC’s newest series, The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart. But instead of me going on and on about how it’s basically a reimagined version of Bachelor in Paradise, I turned to my mother, Tricia, who (begrudgingly) watched the premiere and had some serious thoughts about the spin-off show.

Keep scrolling for 12 things my mom said while watching The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart.

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1. “Why do I need to see previews when I’m already watching the show?”

She has a valid point. Get on with it already.

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2. “Chris Harrison needs another job.”

…or does he? Depends on the way you look at it.

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3. “Is that Ryan Seacrest?”

In her defense, she’s referring to a contestant named Brandon, who slightly resembles the American Idol host.

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4. “Damn, that’s a lot of hair. I wonder what shampoo he uses.”

Yes, she’s talking about Sheridan. And no, she’s not kidding.

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5. “Another commercial break? Typical.”

Seriously. The premiere could have easily been one hour instead of two.

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6. “If the goal is to ‘fall,’ Rudi definitely wore the right shoes.”

Total mom joke. But worth a mention.

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7. “Sheridan is good looking. He just needs a haircut.”

Poor Sheridan can’t catch a break.

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8. “Bora Bora is his ideal date? That’s not a date. That’s an all-inclusive vacation.”

When it comes to Bachelor Nation, the limit does not exist.

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9. “They should have a ‘phone a friend’ option during the rose ceremony.”

Your move, ABC.

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10. “Who is Cheyenne? And when did she join the show?”

Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.

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11. “Cute dress. Bad choice.”

There’s always next week, Savannah.

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12. “The only thing that’ll come out of this show is a breakup song.”

Touché.

The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart airs on Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.

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