13 Frighteningly Funny (and Seriously Spooky) Halloween Quotes
Everyone knows that the scariest night of the year is really just an excuse to gorge yourself on candy and play dress-up. This All Hallows’ Eve, impress your followers with a snap of your awesome costume teamed with the perfect caption. Here, 13 (duh, what else?) Halloween quotes that will help you get the most likes this fright night.
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“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare
“Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell from Halloweentown
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Max from Hocus Pocus
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” – Lucy Van Pelt from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett from Halloween
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters
“There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” – Robert Brault
“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins
“Be afraid... be very afraid.” – The Fly
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” – J.K. Rowling
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat… no thank you.’” – Rita Rudner