Here’s What Your Favorite Burger Says About You
“What can I get you this evening?” isn’t just the first step toward a decent Yelp review. It’s a loaded question that opens up a window to your soul (more or less). Here’s what your burger of choice reveals about who you really are.
1.
You’re the opposite of a rule breaker and your definition of a splurge is asking for an extra pickle—on the side, of course.
2.
You own an Audrey Hepburn poster and a Michael Kors watch. When you’re bored, you scroll through Instagram to reminisce about last year’s trip to Italy.
3.
The contents of your purse include a Tide To Go pen, empty gum wrappers and an unpaid parking ticket. (Might want to pony up before those late fees kick in.)
4.
Blending in with the crowd isn’t your style, which is why you refuse to switch from your Samsung Galaxy to an iPhone, like everybody else you know.
5.
Let’s be honest: You love it because it’s the most photogenic thing on the menu. (And you wouldn’t even think about taking a bite before snapping a pic of that avocado flower.)
6.
You’re not afraid to wear a beanie in the summer, and your closet is home to a respectable collection of flannel shirts and distressed denim. You may or may not love bowling.
7.
You tend to carry around a lot of secrets. Like that your middle name is really Bertha and you haven’t washed your jeans in a month.
8.
Your friends call you “spicy,” probably because you’ve never finished an argument without getting in the last word. You’re certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, but those who like you downright adore you.
9.
Your motto is “Go big or go home,” and you never settle for anything less than exactly what you want. Extra pickles? Hell yeah!
10.
You cook, you make your own holiday cards and you’re pretty much game for anything DIY. Your slogan? “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.”
11.
You’re family oriented. As in, you’re in a group chat with 20 of your closest cousins at this very moment.
