You got a LaCroix for your zodiac, a one-word mantra and even a Spotify playlist—it’s high time you had a caffeinated drink, too. Starbucks just posted a (highly scientific) astrology chart to its Instagram, so the next time you’re panicking at the register, you can just look to the stars. Here’s your Starbucks order horoscope.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Pink Drink: Because you couldn’t just order off the regular menu.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte: As earthy as it gets (read: tastes like grass).
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
Americano (Hot + Iced): You don't have to make a decision!
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Honey Citrus Mint Tea: Homey. (Aka where you wish you were right now).
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Iced Passion Tango Tea: Is this loud enough for you?
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Iced Caramel Macchiato: Yes, it’s fussy…but it also tastes good.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21)
Flat White with Signature Espresso: Sounds so charming when you order it, right?
Scorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21)
Espresso Shot: You’re not here to play around.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Mango Dragonfruit Starbucks Refresher: Be honest, you ordered it for the color.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Cold Brew: Look, you just want something that gets the job done.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Starbucks Blonde Latte: Because you couldn’t just order a regular latte.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Java Chip Frappuccino: A milkshake in disguise.
