44 Seriously Funny Halloween Costumes for Women

Best part? You get to sit on the couch all night.

Get the look: Women's Ball Lace Wedding Dresses ($65)

With a sash and crown, of course.

Get the look: Customizable Sash ($19); Tiara with Comb ($12)

So punny.

Get the look: Spooktacular Creations Unisex Adult Pajama ($28); Deer Onesie for Adults ($38)

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Get the look: Wednesday Addams Dress Costume ($30)

“Sorry, my costume is better than yours.”

Get the look: Women's Sleeveless Loose Plain Dress ($20)

We love feminist carbs.

Get the look: Women's Wonder Woman Costume Set ($36); Wonder Classic White Bread Loaf ($4)

Dark makeup? Check. Giant rings? Check. All the laughs? Double check.

Get the look: Faux Leather Fashion Quilted Moto Biker Jacket ($42); Vintage Silver Knuckle Rings Set ($10)

#Clever.

Get the look: Butterfly Wings Costume for Women ($14)

Three cheers for a costume that lets you wear a bathrobe all night.

Get the look: Women's Leopard Print Faux Fur Coat ($30); Small Stuffed Cats ($20)

Don’t forget to walk around all night telling people it’s pronounced “la-croy.”

Get the look: La Seltzer Soda Can Halloween Costume ($23)

Keep the boxes full so you’ll always have a snack.

Get the look: Cereal Box Costume ($22)

Terrible dance moves obligatory.

Get the look: Women's Long Sleeve Wrap Dress ($27)

It's all about the yummy sweet treats, right?

Get the look: Women's Hershey Chocolate Bar Costume ($50); Marshmallows Costume Kids ($45)

Bonus points if you perform the entire "Banana Song."

Get the look: Banana Costume Adult ($28); Minion Halloween Costume for Women ($50)

If you just welcomed a newborn, dress 'em up as the irresistible, absolutely adorable, Baby Yoda. (You can also force your partner to be The Mandalorian.)

Get the look: Cara Cosplay Costume ($160); The Child Costume ($20); The Mandalorian Season ($50)

Wrangle a buddy to be your Curious George.

Get the look: Women’s Two-Piece Suit ($109); Adult Monkey Pajama Costume ($22)

Be the drama and add an over-the-top accent.

Get the look: Women's High Waist Pleated A-Line Skirt ($29); Women's Crewneck Sweater Pullover ($23); Natural Feather Shrug Cape ($37)

Because just like these two, you and your bestie are a dynamic duo.

Get the look: Women's Dressy Blouse ($20); Ribcage High Waist Ankle Straight Leg Jeans ($49); Vote for Pedro Tee ($19)

Queen Bey had us all giggling with this get-up back in 2018. And you know what, it's not a bad costume idea.

Get the look: Summer Tank Top ($15); Women's Faux Leather Fashion Quilted Moto Biker Jacket ($48); Pixie Cut Wigs ($27)

As in the queen of all yummy, sweet treats.

Get the look: Women's Floral Print Jacket ($25); Women's Round Neck Blouse ($18)

What's in the box? What's in the boxxxx?!

Get the look: Women's Lightweight Blazer ($40); Casual Cami Sleeveless ($18)

Maybe gate crash a Halloween bash?

Get the look: Tweed Blazer Jacket, Coat and Skirt ($18)

A costume that allows you to stay in bed but also get a cool pic for the gram? Sign us up, please.

Get the look: Women's Satin Pajama Set ($20)

Some of our most favorite foods.

Get the look: Adult Avocado Costume ($45); Footlong Hot Dog & Wiener Bun Halloween ($30)

You're guaranteed to break some necks.

Get the look: Magical Troll Princess Costume ($24)

And if you get your bestie to be the roach, the two of you can wipe out all the competition.

Get the look: Dickies Women's Short Sleeve Flex Coverall ($46); Adult Cuddly Cockroach Costume ($60)

We could try, but we'll never come up with a better caption than "Happy Halloqueen" a la Liza Koshy.

Get the look: Women's Gorgeous Work Pencil Dress Cap Sleeve ($38); Anna Wintour Wig ($22)

Because an acapella performance of "On the Road Again" is always better when you're high...on chocolate.

Get the look: Willie Braided Wig with USA Bandana ($22); Women Tassel Vest ($20); Cowboy Boots for Women ($36)

And if you don't have a four-legged pal to play Copernicus for the day, a stuffed animal will do.

Get the look: Back to The Future Marty McFly Costume ($70); Marty McFly Wig ($15)

This one really depends on how you play it. We suggest juggling or performing magic tricks if you're going for the funny and not terrifying clown.

Get the look: The Women's Yellow Raincoat Costume ($30); It Clown Halloween Costume ($89)

Sure, this costume works best with a Butthead for support. But you know what, there is nothing wrong with being a solo star.

Get the look: Beavis Adult Costume Set ($26)

Because 99.9999 percent of bestie pairings always have a height difference.

Get the look: Collusion Straight Fit Tailored Pants and Blazer Set ($80); Women's Formal Work Wear White Simple Shirt ($15)

Pretty kitties need to keep their nails sharp.

Get the look: Adult Black Cat Onesie Costume ($40); Mohawk Home Cream Francesca Runner ($44)

We must confess...this costume will always be a classic.

Get the look: One More Time Pop Singer Costume ($35)

There will never be a universe where this ensemble is not funny.

Get the look: Women's Black Turtle Neck Sweater ($17); Leather Fanny Pack ($17); Gold Snake Chain Necklace ($16)

Throw things back to early pandemic times.

Get the look: Exotic Tiger Joe Costume Kit ($21); The King of Tigers Halloween Costume ($40)

Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Blink 182, N'Sync so many bands, so many baggy 'fits and frosted tips to choose from.

Get the look: Women's Army Green Jumpsuit ($16); Costume Tight Fro Wig ($13)

We love a self-affirming Halloween get-up. Oh and if you can't find a DNA costume at the store, you can total DYI this one.

Get the look: White Tri-Fold Presentation Board ($26); Alcohol Markers ($26); Paper Weaving Strips ($28)

To the very end.

Get the look: Treasure and Bond Rib Tank ($14); Paige High Waist Jeans ($229); Heavy Metal Rock Band Tee ($27)

...duh. This is perfect for when you don't really want to dress up.

Get the look: Mouse Ears Headband ($13); Off The Shoulder Top ($21); Women's A Line Short Knee Length Tutu ($22)

When you want to bring the spook, but like, minimally.

Get the look: Vampire Fangs ($10); Sexy Silk Satin Ruffled Pajamas ($20); Women's Long Robe Satin Gown ($10)

You don't have to go as hard as Heidi Klum did for her annual bash in 2018, but this is an easy crowd pleaser.

Get the look: Princess Fiona Costume ($29); Women's Medieval Braid Wig ($16)

Smoldering look absolutely mandatory.

Get the look: Infinity Dress with Bandeau ($50); Platinum Blonde Wig ($28)

The one where you get chocolate wasted.

Get the look: Collarless Open Front Long Cardigan ($50); Women's Slim-Fit Thin Strap Tank ($11)