24 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama’s Day
Your mom has done a lot for you over the years. You know, like teaching you how to apply eyeliner properly, consoling you after a tough breakup and whipping up your favorite mac and cheese every time you come home. Hey, she even managed to play it cool when you got behind the wheel for the first time (sort of).
Therefore, she totally deserves a day that’s all about her. So in honor of her special day, here are 20 pinnable Mother's Day quotes for your boards about moms and motherhood. (There are even some laugh-out-loud ones from Tina Fey and Serena Williams in there.) We love you, mom.
Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.
"I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." – Reese Witherspoon
"No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too." – Chrissy Teigen
"I've conquered a lot of things ... blood clots in my lungs — twice ... knee and foot surgeries ... winning Grand Slams being down match point ... to name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!" – Serena Williams
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." – Phyllis Diller
Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)
A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.
Dear Mom, Thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from Dad.
“Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.” – Tina Fey
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.
“Parenting is f**king hard.” – Adele
Motherhood. It takes patience, humor and a lot of wet towelettes.
It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni.
“She taught me that fear is not an option.” – Diane Von Furstenberg, on her mom
Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails.
Every day I wake up and think: How on Earth did I become this much like my mother?
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White
I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it from the start.
Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.