Your mom has done a lot for you over the years. She taught you how to apply eyeliner, consoled you after those tough breakups and is always willing to whip up your favorite mac and cheese every time you ask. Needless to say, your mother absolutely deserves a day that’s all about her—replete with flower arrangements and a robust Mother's Day brunch. But don’t just stop there. We’re all about making unforgettable memories, so how about on this Mother’s Day, on top of the gifts of candy and jewelry she so rightfully deserves, give her the gift of laughter. Here are 75 Mother's Day quotes about mom and motherhood that are sure to resonate (including some real gems from Tina Fey and Serena Williams).
75 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama’s Day
Featuring gems from Tina Fey, Reese Witherspoon and Adele
![funny-mothers-day-quotes: a mom and daughter taking a selfie together.](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-uni.jpg?resize=720%2C780)
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Short & Sweet Funny Mother's Day Quotes
![mothers day quote about friend request](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-friend-request.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
1. "Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about success](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-success.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
2. "If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it from the start." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about voicemails](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-voicemails.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
3. "Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails." — Anonymous
![mothers day quotes mignon mclaughlin](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-mignon-mclaughlin.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
4. "Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying, ‘Da-da’ first." — Mignon McLaughlin
![mothers day quote about expensive wine](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-expensive-wine.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
5. "The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about waking up](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-waking-up.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
6. "Every day I wake up and think: How on Earth did I become this much like my mother?" — Anonymous
![mothers day quote 037](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/mothers-day-quote-037.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
7. “If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?” — Milton Berle
![mothers day quotes chuck palahniuk](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-chuck-palahniuk.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
8. “Maybe it’s just a daughter’s job to piss off her mother.” — Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
![mothers day quotes harriet beecher stowe](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-harriet-beecher-stowe.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
9. “Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.” — Harriet Beecher Stowe
![mothers day quote 036](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/mothers-day-quote-036.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
10. “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain
![mothers day quote about dad](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-dad.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
11. "Dear Mom, Thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from Dad." — Anonymous
![mothers day quotes william](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-william.png?fit=680%2C860)
12. "Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." — William Feather
![mothers day quotes beverly goldberg](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-beverly-goldberg.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
13. “Honey, I’m your mother. It’s my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are.” — Beverly Goldberg from The Goldbergs
![mothers day quote 038](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/mothers-day-quote-038.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
14. “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” — Buddy Hackett
![funny mother's day quotes: “My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.”](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-Quote-61.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
15. “My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” — Anonymous
![funny mother's day quotes: “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” — Tenneva Jordan](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-tenneva-jordan.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
16. “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” — Tenneva Jordan
![funny mother's day quotes: “God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” — Rudyard Kipling](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-rudyard-kipling.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
17. “God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” — Rudyard Kipling
![funny mother's day quotes: “Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother.” — Anonymous](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-Quote-65.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
18. “Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother.” — Anonymous
![funny mother's day quotes: “Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.” — Anonymous](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-Quote-67.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
19. “Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.” — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about favorite](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/mothers-day-quote-about-favorite.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
20. "Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite." — Anonymous
Funny Mother's Day Quotes About Motherhood
![mothers day quotes erma bombeck](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-erma-bombeck.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
21. "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." — Erma Bombeck
![mothers day quotes susan savannah](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-susan-savannah.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
22. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children'.” — Susan Savannah
![mothers day quotes lane ollinghouse](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-lane-ollinghouse.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
23. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse
![mothers day quotes nancy stahl](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-nancy-stahl.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
24. “Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions.” —Nancy Stahl
![mothers day quotes about towelettes](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quotes-about-towelettes.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
25. "Motherhood. It takes patience, humor and a lot of wet towelettes." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about silence1](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-silence1.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
26. "Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious." — Anonymous
![phyllis diller mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/04/phyllis-diller-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
27. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." — Phyllis Diller
![mothers day quote 00](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-00.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
28. “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” — Nia Vardalos
![mothers day quote 039](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/mothers-day-quote-039.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
29. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” — Erma Bombeck
![funny mothers day quotes nora ephron](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-nora-ephron.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
30. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” — Nora Ephron
![mothers day quote 38](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-38.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
31. “Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?” — Alyson Hannigan
![mothers day quote about ages](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-ages.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
32. "Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)" — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about chicken1](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-chicken1.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
33. "A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge." — Anonymous
![mothers day quotes calvin trillin](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-calvin-trillin.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
34. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin
![mothers day quote about wine](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-wine.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
35. "It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about love and wine](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-love-and-wine.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
36. "Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about opening mouth](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-opening-mouth.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
37. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out." — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about meditiation and wine1](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-meditiation-and-wine1.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
38. "I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine." — Anonymous
![funny mother's day quotes: “I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.” — Anonymous](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-Quote-59.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
39. “I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.” — Anonymous
![funny mother's day quotes: “You know your life has changed when… going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” — Anonymous](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-Quote-71.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
40. “You know your life has changed when… going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” — Anonymous
![mothers day quote about twenties](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/mothers-day-quote-about-twenties.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
41. "Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties." — Anonymous
Funny Mother's Day Quotes from Celebrity Moms
![reese witherspoon mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/04/reese-witherspoon-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
42. "I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." – Reese Witherspoon
![mothers day quotes tina fey](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-tina-fey.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
43. "Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts." – Tina Fey
![serena williams mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/04/serena-williams-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
44. "I've conquered a lot of things ... blood clots in my lungs — twice ... knee and foot surgeries ... winning Grand Slams being down match point ... to name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!" —Serena Williams
![mothers day quote 0040](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/mothers-day-quote-0040.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
45. “I didn't fully wrap my head around the fact that there would be a person at the end of it. I read endlessly about pregnancy and what to eat and what not to eat. And then I sort of prepared not at all for the actual baby.” — Ellie Kemper
![tina fey mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/tina-fey-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
46. “Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.” — Tina Fey
![chrissy teigen mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/04/chrissy-teigen-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
47. "No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too." — Chrissy Teigen
![mothers day quotes taraji p henson](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/mothers-day-quotes-taraji-p-henson.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
48. "Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget." — Taraji P. Henson
![mothers day quote 25](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-25.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
49. “The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kids didn't finish." — Carrie Underwood
![mothers day quote 26](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-26.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
50. “All those clichés, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood—all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience." — Penelope Cruz
![mothers day quote 27](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-27.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
51. “You know how once you have kids you never ever pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times.” — Jennifer Garner
![mothers day quote 28](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-28.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
52. “There’s something really empowering about going, ‘Hell, I can do this! I can do this all!’ That’s the wonderful thing about mothers, you can because you must, and you just do.” — Kate Winslet
![adele mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/adele-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
53. “Parenting is f**king hard.” — Adele
![mothers day quote 29](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-29.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
54. “My favorite part about being a mom, I mean it’s so corny, but no matter how tired you are, it’s complete bliss. No matter what.” — Khloé Kardashian
![mothers day quotes 030](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quotes-030.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
55. “If I wasn't at work, I just wanted to stay home and party with my little man—and by 'party' I mean, of course, endless rounds of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider.” — Olivia Wilde
![betty white mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/betty-white-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
56. “It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Betty White
![mothers day quote 31](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-31.png?fit=680%2C860)
Twenty20/PureWow
57. "Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy.” — Michelle Pfeiffer
![mothers day quotes 34](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quotes-34.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
58. "‘I don't think so mommy!’ is what my child said after, ‘Can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?’" — Anna Faris
![mothers day quote 36](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/mothers-day-quote-36.png?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
59. “Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty.” — Julia Roberts
![mothers day quotes mrs george](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-mrs-george.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
60. “There are no rules in this house; I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” — Mrs. George from Mean Girls
![diane van furstenberg mothers day quote](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/diane-van-furstenberg-mothers-day-quote.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
61. “She taught me that fear is not an option.” — Diane Von Furstenberg, on her mom
![mothers day quotes kerry](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-kerry.png?fit=680%2C860)
62. "I can be covered in spit-up on a conference call while I'm pumping and that's okay because this is my perfect. It may not be somebody else's, but this is mine." — Kerry Washington
![mothers day quotes rose nylund](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-rose-nylund.jpg?fit=680%2C860)
PureWow
63. “My mother used to say: The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” — Rose Nylund from Golden Girls
![mothers day quotes mindy](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/mothers-day-quotes-mindy.png?fit=680%2C860)
64. "Motherhood is basically finding activities for children in three-hour pockets of time for the rest of your life." — Mindy Kaling
![funny mother's day quotes: "wine is necessary." — Kelly Clarkson](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-kelly-clarkson.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
65. “Wine is necessary.” — Kelly Clarkson
![funny mother's day quotes: “Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected, you never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” — Blake Lively](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-blake-lively.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
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66. “Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected, you never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” — Blake Lively
![funny mother's day quotes: “Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn't sleep.” — Shonda Rhimes](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-shonda-rhimes.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
67. “Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn't sleep.” — Shonda Rhimes
![funny mother's day quotes: “Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.” — Julie Bowen](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-julie-bowen.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
68. “Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.” — Julie Bowen
![funny mother's day quotes: “I used to give my friends who have kids advice all the time, and they would look at me like I had three heads. And then, when I had two, I literally apologized to all my friends.” — Jennifer Lopez](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-j-lo.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
69. “I used to give my friends who have kids advice all the time, and they would look at me like I had three heads. And then, when I had two, I literally apologized to all my friends.” — Jennifer Lopez
![funny mother's day quotes: “A toy Tamagotchi is more communicative than a human baby, OK? Because the toy will at least tell you when it poos.” — Ali Wong](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-ali-wong.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
70. “A toy Tamagotchi is more communicative than a human baby, OK? Because the toy will at least tell you when it poos.” — Ali Wong
![funny mother's day quotes: “I met my match. She is very demanding, like, I can’t believe I have a boss. When my baby wanna eat, she wanna eat. It’s not like, ‘Oh three minutes?’ No. Give me the milk now.” — Cardi B](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-cardi-b.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
71. “I met my match. She is very demanding, like, I can’t believe I have a boss. When my baby wanna eat, she wanna eat. It’s not like, ‘Oh three minutes?’ No. Give me the milk now.” — Cardi B
![funny mother's day quotes: “It’s the best acting of my life right here, the well-rested woman. It’s my finest role.” — Kerry Washington](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-kerry-washington.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
72. “It’s the best acting of my life right here, the well-rested woman. It’s my finest role.” — Kerry Washington
![funny mother's day quotes: “Every day when you're raising kids, you feel like you could cry or crack up and just scream ‘This is ridiculous!’ because there's so much nonsense, whether it's what they're saying to you or the fact that there's avocado or poop on every surface.” — Kristen Bell](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-kristen-bell.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
Paula Boudes/PureWow
73. “Every day when you're raising kids, you feel like you could cry or crack up and just scream ‘This is ridiculous!’ because there's so much nonsense, whether it's what they're saying to you or the fact that there's avocado or poop on every surface.” — Kristen Bell
![funny mother's day quotes: “Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future.” — Amy Poehler](https://publish.purewow.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/funny-mothers-day-quotes-amy-poehler.jpg?fit=680%2C800)
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