20 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama’s Day
Moms rock. They totally deserve a day that's all about them. So in honor of Mother's Day, here are 20 pinnable quotes for your boards about mothers and motherhood. (There are even a few gems from Tina Fey and Adele in there.)
Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.
Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)
A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.
Dear Mom, Thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from Dad.
“Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.” – Tina Fey
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.
“Parenting is f**king hard.” – Adele
Motherhood. It takes patience, humor and a lot of wet towelettes.
It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni.
“She taught me that fear is not an option.” – Diane Von Furstenberg, on her mom
Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails.
Every day I wake up and think: How on Earth did I become this much like my mother?
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White
I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it from the start.
Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.