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Exactly Which Aldi Snack to Eat, According to Your Zodiac Sign

Ever find yourself slightly overwhelmed by all of the delicious-sounding Aldi treats at your fingertips? Same, friend. Same. During that crucial moment of indecision, we tend to grab everything in sight instead of just one box (whoops). Luckily, the stars are here to light your way…down the snack aisle. 

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Aquarius (january 20 – February 18): Specially Selected Cheesecake Sampler

Sure, you could reach for a good, old reliable brownie. But you’re way too spontaneous for that. These New York-style slabs, which come in triple chocolate, strawberry swirl, classic New York and caramel turtle, will shake things up.

Aldi ($9)

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Pisces (february 19 – March 20): Pueblo Lindo Premium Coconut Ice Cream Bars

Set aside a few minutes of alone time and savor one of these creamy-dreamy pops. For extra credit, close your eyes and imagine you’re in the Caribbean.

Aldi ($3)

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Aries (march 21 – April 19): Simplynature Organic Popcorn

Let’s face it: A boss lady like you doesn’t have time for anything but the best. These morsels are nutritious (um, sort of), downright delicious and won’t weigh you down.

Aldi ($2)

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Taurus (april 20 – May 20): Baker's Treat Swiss Rolls

No one’s blaming you for wanting the most luxurious silk sheets you can get your hands on—or in this case, the most decadent snack imaginable. (In fact, we’re a little jealous. Can we have one?)

Aldi ($3)

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Gemini (may 21 – June 20): Specially Selected Dark Chocolate Covered Sea Salt Caramels

Sometimes you’re salty (and really just want some down time), and other times, you’re the sweet life of the party. We’ve found your perfect bite-size match.

Aldi ($2)

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Cancer (june 21 – July 22): Livegfree Gluten Free Snickerdoodle Soft Baked Cookies

Deep down, you’re a huge homebody. Go ahead, snuggle up with your favorite fluffy blanket and enjoy one (or three) of these melt-in-your-mouth treats. They’ll give mom’s recipe a run for its money. 

Aldi ($2)


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Leo (july 23 – August 22): Elevation By Millville Crunchy Peanut Butter Energy Bars

Whether you’re set on becoming the next Ina, getting a promotion at work or throwing a fabulous party this Saturday, there’s nothing you can’t achieve—especially when you’re fueled up with these nutty, nutritious energy bombs.

Aldi ($3)

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Virgo (august 23 – September 22): Simplynature Raw Almonds, Pecans, And Pistachio Kernels

Some people snack when they’re bored. You are not one of those people. Turn to this straightforward, nutritious snack when your lunch doesn’t quite tide you over to dinner (blame it on the 5 p.m. spin class).

Aldi ($4)

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Libra (september 23 – October 21): Little Salad Bar Original Guacamole

Charming, gracious and always aware of everyone else’s needs, you’re truly the hostess with the mostess. This crowd-pleasing dip comes in two pouches; decant one at your next party and save the other for yourself.

Aldi ($3)

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Scorpio (october 22 – November 21): Specially Selected Sea Salt Pita Chips

When it comes to food (and, in fact, most things in life), you want everything to be no nonsense and straightforward. No surprises, please. These reliably crunchy and satisfying stackers are just what you need.

Aldi ($2)

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Sagittarius (november 22 – December 21): Specially Selected Cheese Bites

Everyone has their kryptonite; yours just so happens to be cheese. These playful, quirky crackers are right up your alley. Grab a bag and take it with you on your next adventure.

Aldi ($3)

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Capricorn (december 22 – January 19): Benton's Caramel Coconut Fudge Cookies

Practical and ambitious, you’re pretty much the best at everything you do. We give you full permission to indulge in one of the most popular snacks at Aldi right this second.

Aldi ($2)



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From 2017 to 2019 Heath Goldman held the role of Food Editor covering food, booze and some recipe development, too. Tough job, eh?