16. How do you get a rabbit to do what you want? With a carrot-and-stick approach.
17. How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the “t” with an “i”
18. Where do rabbits go after they’re married?
On their bunnymoon.
19. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip Hop.
20. What do peeps do when they get arrested?Fly the coop.
21. Where does the Easter Bunny live? Just a hop, skip and a jump away.
22. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like every other player.
23. What do Easter eggs and ducks have in common? They both have a tendency to quack.
24. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They're both famous for stuffing baskets.
25. What song is the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
“I wanna dance with somebunny.”
26. What do chickens do on Easter and Halloween?
Eat candy around the cluck.
27. What do you say when you just got a new Easter outfit? “Chick me out.”
28. Why do we give out so much candy on Easter?
I have no idea, but I think it’s unnecess-harey.
29. What do you tell your parents before you go to bed on Easter? “Nobunny touch my candy!”
30. What did the bunny say to the sad puppy? “Don’t worry, be hoppy.”