*Warning: Spoilers ahead*
Serious question: Is it possible to sever yourself such that your outie has no knowledge of your Severance-watching life, and your innie is a perpetual slave to the sofa, emerging in consciousness for one hour every week, simply to watch the latest episode with zero wait time?
Alas, my outie is deeply aware that I have four more days to go before the Severance season finale and has spent an inordinate amount of time since episode 8 theorizing about what will happen next. (Also, before I knew what a Waffle Party was, I definitely told my kids they could have one…so that’s been a tricky knot to untangle…)
Bottom line: Ben Stiller and crew have one more episode to tie everything up, and I’d bet my last finger trap that (at least) one of the following four things will happen.