Hold on tight, because this week’s astrology is dazed and confused. Planet of love Venus and planet of action Mars clash both with each other (sexy!) and with nebulous Neptune (sexy...and complicated!) from the 26th through the 28th. It’s the cosmic equivalent of one of those sensory deprivation float tanks. Definitely therapeutic, but WTF just happened? Let’s do our best to stay grounded, so next week we can laugh it off.
(Horoscopes follow for each sign. If you know your rising sign, reading for that will provide further insight.)