Seeing as it's the Duchess of Cambridge's 37th birthday, we couldn't help but wonder what the regal royal mum of three has in store. So we took the liberty in guessing exactly how Kate would want to celebrate...and how she'll probably actually have to celebrate. Either way, happy birthday, Kate!
Kate's Catherine's Birthday Activity Wish List
Sleep in till 10.
Awakened by an "utterly famished" Prince George
CBD breakfast muffin while Insta-stalking Meghan's ex
Morning tea with the queen
Disguise self in incognito garb, buy a ticket for Aquaman
Polo match with queen
Free time for writing request for queen to knight Jason Momoa
Secretly Google Jason Momoa
Cocktails at Sketch wearing new thing called "jumpsuit"
High tea with queen
Dinner anywhere without my children
Dinner with beloved children
Drunken karaoke -> my song = Post Malone "Wow" (explicit version)
Probably in bed
Definitely in bed