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We all know that Chrissy Teigen is an undercover comedian in a supermodel’s body. And over the years, she’s revealed some hilarious confessions that most celebs would sooner plead the fifth on than reveal about themselves. From underarm lipo to picking Luna’s boogers, here are seven of Teigen’s most wonderful confessions.

She’s Had Underarm Lipo

You know that really pleasant, confidence-boosting under-the-armpit shar-pei that magically forms when you wear a tight sports bra or put your arms at your sides? Well, Teigen revealed that her secret to blubber-free underarms is—wait for it—armpit liposuction.

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And Underwear Isn’t Her Thing

In 2013, Teigen appeared on E!’s Fashion Police and shocked its host, the late Joan Rivers, with her panty preference, er, or lack thereof. The model explained she’s easy breezy (sorry, had to) and she’d much rather go commando than wear underwear because she “just doesn’t like it.”

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She Gets Emotional at Weddings…But Not Her Own

Teigen has admitted that as special as the day was, she didn’t actually cry at her and hubby John Legend’s 2013 nuptials in Lake Como, Italy. She did, however, cry during the wedding extravaganza on season five of Vanderpump Rules. “Definitely just cried at Tom and Katie's wedding on Pump Rules,” she wrote on Twitter. “Did not cry for my own.”

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Her First Date With Legend Wasn’t As Magical As Everyone Thinks

According to Teigen, the pair met in 2007 while filming Legend’s music video for “Stereo.” After hitting it off at the 14-hour shoot, the couple feasted on In-N-Out and hooked up in the singer’s hotel room later that night (no judgment). Shout out to Teigen for turning a one-night stand into a four-year (and counting) marriage.

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And She Blames Parking For Her Lack of Cardio

In Los Angeles, scoring a decent parking spot is like finding a needle in a haystack. We sympathize with Teigen when she says her lack of fitness is due to the city's hit-or-miss parking situation, specifically where she likes to workout. Because, like, why go to the gym when you can just Be Yoncé?

She Knows She’s Fortunate AF

From private jets to glam squads, Teigen has a lot of help, but she knows how fortunate she is and applauds the women who do it all. “We have help. It’s important for people to know that,” she said. “I have the utmost respect for mothers and single mothers who go to work and come home and make dinner. I do all these things because I have help.”

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And Enjoys Picking Luna’s Boogers (Seriously)

We all have guilty pleasures, but Teigen’s involves a manicured pinkie nail and her one-year-old daughter’s nostrils. “I have this obsession with digging out her boogers with my pinkie,” she explained. “I try to be as gentle as possible, but once I see it, I can’t go to bed knowing it’s in there. I need to get it out. I’ve honestly thought about putting my mouth around her nose and just sucking it out.” Baby no. two has no idea what he or she is in for.

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