Midge's Most Quotable One-Liners from ‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’
From cracking inappropriate religious jokes to keeping track of body measurements, we’ve learned a lot from Midge (Rachel Brosnahan) in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. While we don’t agree with all of her quirks (cough, nightly routine, cough), there’s no denying she’s the queen of one-liners.
In honor of the season two premiere, here are nine of Midge’s best quotes from the popular Amazon series.
1.
“All that applause for me? What am I, putting out after? One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.” —Season one, episode one
2.
“He packed up my suitcase and left.” —Season one, episode one
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“It’s downtown. If you have underwear on, you’re overdressed.” —Season one, episode one
4.
“Tell Ethan I’ll pick him up tomorrow. Don’t baptize him while I’m gone.” —Season one, episode four
5.
“So, this is what you were missing, Joel? Pot roast and Santa Claus?” —Season one, episode four
6.
“[Women] will fix it. And accessorize it!” —Season one, episode four
7.
“It looks like it ate all the other mezuzahs.” —Season one, episode six
8.
“Calling that thing a house is like calling the Vatican a church.” —Season one, episode seven
9.
“I get it now, why men rule the world: no high heels.” —Season one, episode eight
