*Warning: Spoilers ahead*
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Bachelorette fans, but Luke P. probably isn’t going anywhere just yet.
When the CrossFit teacher captured Bachelorette Hannah Brown’s heart early on and won the first impression rose, he didn’t seem all that bad. But then he started waxing poetic about how he was “falling in love with” her after two hours of getting to know her. (Can anyone say “wrong reasons” alert?)
If that wasn’t bad enough, he completely devolved into the equivalent of an irrational hormonal teenager in last night’s episode. And while both he and the farcically self-involved Cam were both in the running for villain of the season, it was Cam who went home. It’s hard to tell who was the lesser of two evils, but with Luke P. still in the running for Brown’s final rose, I have a theory about his ultimate fate, and it all comes down to a simple Bachelor Nation formula.