1. “Guh. I’m so hungover.”
So, you drank a little too much at dinner last night and now you’re suffering the consequences. Instead of telling your colleagues that you’re hungover, you’re better off just saying you’ve got a cold, OK?
2. “Hey, can you proofread my résumé?”
Surely you have trusted pals outside the office to help you out. And even if you do trust your work bestie wholeheartedly, you never know who’s listening or watching you spruce up your resume for another job. And while we’re here, stay off LinkedIn, Indeed and Monster while you’re on the clock. If you’re on the market for a new job, conduct your searches afterwards.
3. "How much do you think Melissa makes?”
While it’s always good to have discussions about salary so you know you’re not being short changed, don’t go asking around for other people’s salaries, especially if they’re not in your work hub. This question may be better reserved for a work friend you’re close with.
4. “I heard…”
Whether that’s office murmurs about someone getting fired, someone not coming back, or someone who’s up for a promotion, just say no to unfounded rumors. They tend to have legs of their own and can easily create unnecessary drama within the office. Let management and HR handle making the company-wide announcements.
5. “I can’t believe you’re eating that.”
Food shaming is just bad etiquette altogether, and since you never know what eating disorder someone may be suffering with, it’s best to stay away from this one. And, for the record, who among us hasn’t given in to the stale cupcake in the conference room from time to time?
6. "This will only take sec.”
Because it hardly ever does! This can come off as dismissive of your co-workers’ time and tasks especially if it comes after they’ve politely declined.
7. "That was my assistant’s fault.”
Managers, this one’s for you. If there was a particular gaffe in scheduling or instructions weren’t relayed the right way, it’s better for you to take responsibility, even if it was someone else’s fault. Shucking responsibility can feel dismissive to your employee or client.
8. "You bringing anyone to Steve’s barbecue?”
Did Steve for sure invite everyone? Because no one likes uninvited guests in their house. Especially if there is a finite number of plate settings, food and seats planned.
9. "This place is a joke.”
You know what else is a joke? That promotion you’ve been gunning for.
10. "I’m too good for this.”
No one likes an uncompromising team player. Every now and again, you may have to do tasks that you feel are below your pay grade if it’s for the greater benefit of the entire team. If it’s a matter of constantly doing menial work, you feel like you’re not being challenged and you’re overall not happy, then you can look for another job. Just don’t boast a superiority complex around the office.