Value: 18/20
Functionality: 20/20
Quality: 19/20
Aesthetics: 20/20
Surprise & Delight: 20/20
TOTAL: 97/100
I hate shorts. (There, I said it.) So much so that I don’t think I’ve worn a pair in 15 years? Maybe longer. I’m petite (5’2”) and have hips, so shorts aren’t always the most figure-flattering style choice, which means that, come summer, I’ve simply opted out. No, it’s not about the opinion of others either—quite simply, I just don’t like the way shorts look on my body.
Have I dreamed of wearing them on sweltering NYC days? Absolutely. Have I tried them on at the store in an effort to expand my style horizon? For sure. But every option has always fallen, well, short. Until now.
Just in time for summer, Spanx (the brand renowned for its shapewear) has debuted a brand-new collection of shorts and pants featuring patent-pending technology that is a bit of a miracle worker: It makes the fabric 100 percent opaque. In other words, bye-bye underwear, pocket lines and unsightly seams. Hello, style and comfort. But was it just an empty promise? A gimmick, that per the brand, took seven years to perfect? I was about to find out.