Guys, we get it. You don’t have as many footwear options as us ladies. But that doesn’t mean that you should, under any circumstances, wear any of the following nine styles. Please. We beg you. (Even you, baseball-pitching President Obama.)
1. Square-Toe Dress Shoes
Specifically the slide-on loafers with the vertical seams (shudder). Even though they're in your face at every retailer from Macy's to Men's Wearhouse, that does not mean they're acceptable.
2. Super-Pointy Dress Shoes
And if you think these are a suitable alternative to square toes, you are not right. (The better option: a slightly pointed but softly rounded toe.)
3. Dad Sneakers
You know the ones: white leather, always worn outside the gym and usually paired with light-wash, high-water jeans. (See above.)