- Value: 17/20
- Functionality: 18/20
- Quality: 19/20
- Aesthetics: 19/20
- Bubble Power: 20/20
Total: 93/100
It’s the cheap thrill every parent should have in their back pocket: a bubble machine. The single item guaranteed to turn the most humdrum of hangouts into the equivalent of a rager for anyone under the age of 5. (Who am I kidding, it’s pretty damn magical for grown-ups, too.) That's why when my sister called me with a recommendation for a bubble machine from Kidzlane that she described as “next level, my immediate reaction was, "Add to cart," as they say.
Still, I was skeptical: A bubble machine is also just a single pour away from immense disappointment. Maybe the solution wasn’t drained properly on the last use. Maybe the battery compartment wasn’t airtight enough and liquid got in. Suddenly, what started out as affordable joy has the potential to be quite the investment. (I’m speaking from experience—I shelled out for three different machines last summer, each one with a shorter life span than the last.)