9 Times Tilda Swinton Was Unrecognizable

Hi, I’m Tilda Swinton. I’ve gotten raves for my latest appearance as an over-tanned alpha female editor in Trainwreck. But you may remember me for some of my other shape-shifting roles, such as...

I was, like, 1,000 years old in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

And even older when I played a vampire who ate human-blood popsicles in Only Lovers Left Alive.

In Snowpiercer, I was a thoroughly terrifying henchman (or woman; it’s unclear even to me).

And sometimes I dress up. Like when I got to put on superfine pantaloons as a gender-bending weirdo in Orlando.

Here I am in metal antlers and a shag rug in the Chronicles of Narnia.

And as a retro crooner in a David Bowie video.

If you had bothered to see Teknolust, you would have noticed how sexy I look with jet-black eyebrows.

And, to be honest, I have no idea what’s happening here.

Whew! All those costume changes are exhausting! Thank God I once got to take an eight-hour nap in a box at New York’s Museum of Modern Art.