Leave it to the magical retail chain that is Target to make all of our Harry Potter dreams come true.
The big red bull’s-eye just dropped a line of official HP gear from Warner Bros., and the powerful, ancient and sorta cheeky Sorting Hat is at the very top of our shopping list.
But don’t worry: You don’t have to take out a loan from Gringott’s or shovel out a paycheck’s worth of Galleons for the actual singing hat. The battery-operated toy, which grumbles aloud about which house it sees you fitting best while it sits atop your noggin, will retail for $25.
Whether you’re lionhearted and brave, cunning and powerful, humble and hard-working, or intelligent and creative, you can now be sorted into your destined Hogwarts House. Because, just as the sorting hat told Harry in book one: “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head.”
*Adds ten hats to trunk*